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Ryan Reynolds Extols the Virtues of Chris Evans's 'Very Powerful Ass'

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Captain America is the top bottom according to Deadpool. 

At a Deadpool press conference, one intrepid reporter asked the movie's star Ryan Reynolds all the important questions. Who's got the better butt: Deadpool or Captain America?

"My mom is listening to this," Reynolds hesitated, before pulling up to the bumper of a universal truth. "Chris Evans--he's Captain America. He has a very powerful ass."

Even though one of Deadpool's cheeky posters touts the potty-mouthed hero's assets--

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--there's an entire Tumblr dedicated to that patriotic posterior.

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That gif on repeat could solve world peace. But, really, Reynolds never stood a Canuck of a chance.

"I'm from Canada," he joked, "which is America's hat, so I can imagine that we have a slightly smaller ass in Canada."

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God bless America.

Deadpool backs into theaters February 26.

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