22 Movie Quotes Every Gay Should Know About Booze and Drugs
| 04/15/16
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Welcome to the weekly (ish) installment of Movie Quotes Every Gay Should Know, serving the upcoming legendary children as well as the experienced homo-cinephile memorable lines from queer and campy classics. For our inaugural post, we're looking at a theme near and dear to my enlarged heart: booze and drugs. From All About Eve to Mean Girls, here are 22 quotes that every gay should know about having an irresponsibly good time.
Since when?
You know, like hungover. Get your minds out of the gutter, pervs.
It's not lying to yourself if you believe it.
Here I am hanging out on a Saturday night...
IT'S CALLED PRIORITIES, KIDS!
Challenge accepted.
R.I.P. Patty Duke
Just chain-smoking and bad wigs, right Helen? Now outta my way, I got a MAN waitin' for me!
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Seriously. Who?
They don't have to be mutually exclusive.
I learned it from you, mom!
Always?
Can we just stop for a moment and reflect on how hot Guy Pearce was, in and out of drag?
Ugh, R.I.P. Brittany Murphy.
Land of the free, home of the blow.
Meanwhile, it's a pretty great one thing:
Isn't that why we all drink? That, and because there's a bottle around?
Armand allegedly switched to white wine because red has tannins. Albert's a bit skeptical.
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Some addictions are good--there I said it.
Take these cocaine wings and learn to fly again.
She's not a regular mom, she's a cool mom.