Who Stole Lupita's Dress?

The question on everyone's lips: Who stole Lupita Nyong'o's Oscar dress?

Made with 6,000 pearls and valued at $150,000, Calvin Klein's custom creation for the actress was taken from her room at the London Hotel West Hollywood on Wednesday, and returned two days later. Who on Earth could have possibly done that?

Here, our list of suspects:

1. Lady Gaga
Because she wanted to clean it.

2. Wilma Flintstone
Because she wanted to upgrade from rocks. Go big or go home!

3. The Queen
Because everyone needs new jewelry.

4. Mr Freeze

5. Gus Gus from Cinderella

6. The ghost of Anne Boleyn

6. Anne Hathaway
Because Chanel didn't let her keep that necklace from Devil Wears Prada.

7. Jabberjaw and his band

8. Iris Apfel
Because there's no such thing as enough.

9. Karen Walker

10. Pearl from RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7
Bitch!

11. The Walrus from Alice in Wonderland
Because he's evil.

12. Men On Film

13. John Travolta
Because he clearly needs a new necklace.

14. Prince Manvendra Singh Gohil
Don't act so innocent!

Who do you think stole Lupita's dress? Send your ideas!