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Jeffery Self on Orlando: 'I Fear This Is Just the Beginning'

Don’t be shocked. Don’t send your prayers. Don’t keep those families whose lives have been destroyed in your thoughts. Do something.

Dear Aliens: Episode 7, The Best New Year's Ever

Having a rotten New Year's Eve turns out to be a fond memory, given enough distance. Jeffery Self documents his week for posterity, and for the extraterrestrials.

Jeffery Self: Losing a Puppy in a Breakup Hurts

Puppies are the best, but losing one in a breakup is the worst. Jeffery Self documents his week for posterity, and for the extraterrestrials.

Dear Aliens: Episode 5, Halloween Ghosts

The spooky season and relationship ghosts get Jeffery Self emotional. He documents it for posterity, and for the extraterrestrials.

Dear Aliens: Episode 4, Putting It Out There

Dear Aliens: Episode 4, the one in which Jeffery Self gets back up on stage for a little dread and a bunch of delight

Dear Aliens: Episode 3, Music and Men

Jeffery Self is bad at dating, but he gives it a try again, this time to a new soundtrack. He documents it for posterity, and for the extraterrestrials.

Dear Aliens, Episode 2: Jeffery Self gets shot down and takes a social media break

Jeffery Self gets shot down (not by a man) and decides to take a break from social media. He documents it for posterity, and for the extraterrestrials.

Jeffery Self: Dear Aliens, Episode 1, The Breakup

Guest columnist Jeffery Self documents breaking up with his soul mate — for posterity, and for the extraterrestrials.