2003: The Brief Reign of the Metrosexual
The man who coined the term on the once-trendy Straight-dude polish-up.
September 22 2017 6:02 AM
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Mark Simpson
#Ronaldophobia: How Gay Slurs Toward Cristiano Ronaldo Speak Millions About Sports Homophobia
Ronaldo is not just a great football player—he’s one of the greatest of all time. So why aren't people obsessed with what actually matters?
April 11 2016 10:28 AM
Scoring Mr. Bond: Who Was the Sexiest (and Gayest) of Them All?
From Sean Connery to Daniel Craig, we rate the iconic 007 on gayness and sex appeal.
October 27 2015 7:30 AM
Mark Simpson On the Dazzling Bi-Brilliance of Tom Hardy
Mark Simpson analyzes the actor's special proclivity for playing 'hard men' who are soft and receptive inside.
October 06 2015 12:00 PM
Was ’80s New Wave a Casualty of AIDS?
Mark Simpson on the way AIDS changed the music we listened to
August 06 2015 8:30 AM
Mark Simpson On the Insatiable Size-Queenery of Men
Why does it (always) matter?
June 11 2015 8:59 AM
French Farms Now Equipped With...Gyms & Waxing Salons? According to a New Calendar—Yes!
Take a naked look at Le Calendrier des Agriculteurs 2017.
December 02 2016 9:24 AM
The Ben-Hur Remake Ignores Its History of Gay Subtext--Why?
Ben-Hur, a story about two boyhood buddies who dramatically fall out as adults, has one of the most famous—and bitterly contested—gay subtexts in Hollywood history.
August 18 2016 3:00 PM
Meet the Harrison Twins—Nearly Identical 'Spornosexuals'
Mark Simpson on the splendidly shameless pumped progeny of Beckham and Take That.
March 11 2016 1:58 PM
Mark Simpson On a UK Sports Drink Ad That Warns How Beards Make Everyone Look the Same
Pegged to the 2015 Rugby World Cup in Twickenham and starring big, buff, bearded England captain Chris Robshaw and chums, I’ve watched the Lucozade ad several times — and it still makes no sense.
September 21 2015 7:46 AM
Undies Create 'Oeufs Masculin a La Francaise'
Apparently, French briefs brand Le Slip Français will turn your ‘oeufs’ into a tasty and nicely-presented h’omelette.
September 04 2015 5:00 AM
Gymnastics Returns to Its Naked Roots
After all, the word 'gymnastics' did derive from the Ancient Greek for 'exercise naked.'
July 08 2016 7:38 AM
Watch: The Penis Is Mightier Than the Paintbrush
Though less easy to soak overnight...
December 07 2015 8:07 PM
Mark Simpson On a New Billy Elliott-Flavored Ad With an Unexpected 'Twist'
The 'outrageous' ad has gone viral due to its unexpected take on masculinity
September 08 2015 12:32 PM
Mark Simpson: The Rise & Fall of Monosexuality
‘There is no middle ground – you are either heterosexual or homosexual.’
August 31 2015 4:00 PM
Mark Simpson on Military Male Maneuvers — in Thongs
Why guys love 'acting slutty' in homemade vids
June 03 2015 10:21 AM