Harry Styles Wants You to Know He Has the 'Best Schlong Ever'

We’d love to dance all night with Harry Styles!

The Album of the Year Grammy winner gave his fans a little tease in a recent Instagram story, joking that he has the “best schlong ever.”

Styles got a little cheeky in his Instagram story, posing next to a porta-potty with the words “Best Schlong Ever” written on it, a nod to One Direction’s hit “Best Song Ever,” and a casual way to brag.

Of course, the internet went nuts for this, instantly screen grabbing the Insta story and sharing it far and wide. As one fan noted, global searches for the word “Schlong” saw a huge spike as soon as Styles posted the story. His influence!

Fans who had hoped to see Styles’ schlong in his recent gay role in My Policeman left the film a little disappointed, as Styles was only naked from behind in the movie.

“I wasn’t naked in Don’t Worry Darling. I was naked in My Policeman. There’s no peen in the final cut,” he said, choosing terrible words for body parts on The Howard Stern Show last year. “There’s bum bum… I don’t think the peen was intended to be involved. The peen, it was pre-negotiated that that would remain my own.”

So if Styles really does have the “Best Schlong Ever,” we’ll have to wait to see it.