John Cena just joined OnlyFans and we are GAGGING

…like you’ve never seen me before.
Subscribe at the link in bio. @onlyfans pic.twitter.com/QporD1YRm2

— John Cena (@JohnCena) February 22, 2024

Cena announced his new venture on X (formerly Twitter), sharing the link in his bio. Once you click through, you realize that the account is actually for a fictional erotic entertainer he’s playing in the upcoming movie Ricky Stanicky.

“You’ve found the verified OnlyFans account for Ricky Stanicky; renowned impersonator, philanthropist, investment banker, socialite, cancer survivor and method actor,” the header for the OnlyFans account reads. “Subscribe to get SPICY pics and vids!”

Lucky for all of us, subscribing is free, so if you want to check out the posts so far, they’re available.

Unluckily for us, the two posts are just clips from the movie.

One of the posts, teasingly titled “anyone want to hit this one more time,” shows Cena dressed as Britney Spears in the “Baby One More Time” music video, kneeling in an alley trying to drink up any last drops of a bottle of alcohol that has shattered on the ground.

The other post, titled “how deep can it go,” shows a scene where Cena’s character is biting down on a leather wallet.

Hopefully future posts will show a little more skin.

Ricky Stanicky stars Zac Efron, Jermaine Fowler, and Andrew Santino as a group of friends who have a fictional friend, Ricky Stanicky, they use as an excuse any time they don’t want to spend time with their families and partners. When the people around them get suspicious, they hire a washed up actor (Cena) to bring the character to life.

It will be released on Prime Video on March 7.