25 sexy studs who prove it's about to be a Short King Summer

Short men are hot, and I'm tired of anyone pretending otherwise. At 5'7" myself, I think "tall, dark, and handsome" is overrated -- I like my men sexy, stocky, and eye level or less. I like them as wide as they are tall. I want a man you can't knock over with a pail of water. If you've never considered having a short king summer, here are 25 of our best and brightest to tempt you into shallower waters.

Daniel Radcliffe- 5'5"

Riz Ahmed- 5'8"

Barry Keoghan- 5'8"

Matty Matheson- 5'6"

Elijah Wood- 5'6"

Bruno Mars- 5'5"

Zac Efron- 5'8"

Elliot Page- 5'1"

Hanif Abdurraqib- 5'7"

Ke Huy Quan- 5'4"

Jeremy Allen White- 5'7"

Sam Reich- 5'6"

Ncuti Gatwa- 5'8"

Rami Malek- 5'7"

Gottmik- 5'7"

Bowen Yang- 5'8"

Jack Black- 5'6"

Brian Michael Smith- 5'8"

Nathan Lane- 5'5"

Bappie Kortram- 5'2"

Tom Holland- 5'7"

Marcello Hernandez- 5'6"

Thomas Page McBee- 5'6"

Mark Ruffalo- 5'8"

Andrew Scott- 5'8"