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These gay men did their best gooning faces & we can't stop laughing
"Asking the gays at the party to do their best gooning impression" is the best video we've watched all week.
Comedian Zach Noe Towers has us all dying today with an Instagram video he posted where several gay men at a party are asked to make their very best gooning impressions!
For the unfamiliar, gooning is a form of masturbation where you touch yourself for a long period of time but never allow yourself to orgasm. By edging so intensely for so long, people are said to enter a "goon state," where you almost feel like you're in a trance.
The practice has become more popular — or more widely discussed — recently. And as it becomes a part of gay (and sex) culture, we're getting some premium meme content.
One of the best examples comes from this new video posted by comedian Zach Noe Towers.
The video, which Towers captioned "The Goonies (2024)," starts with a voice saying, "Asking the gays at the party to do their best gooning impression."
Of course we see a ton of crossed eyes, eyes rolled into the back of your head, tongues sticking out, and furrowed brows… oh, and there are definitely some very goony grunts!
At the end of the video, one of the men asks, "should I cum?"
As expected, the comment section is NOT holding back. "And no one drooled even a little? No commitment. You need new friends," one person wrote. Other comments read, "The last guy though (eyes emoji)," and "Last guy had me feeling something."
Are we on the edge of starting a hot new party game this summer that involves asking your friends to do their best gooning impressions? We certainly hope so!
Mey Rude is a journalist and cultural critic who has been covering queer news for a decade. The transgender, Latina lesbian lives in Los Angeles with her fiancée.
Mey Rude is a journalist and cultural critic who has been covering queer news for a decade. The transgender, Latina lesbian lives in Los Angeles with her fiancée.
