Rome vs. Greece

Alexanders great in battle, but in bed hes more of a spear-catcher than a spear-thrower, if you know what I mean.

Last year it was golden retrievers; this year its three-headed dogs.

My mother found this huge urn under my bed. It had pornographic depictions of god-on-man action.

Achilles real weakness is that his heels are always in the air.

That Cyclops is such a teasehe keeps winking at me.

Dont let the muscles fool you. Theres a HER in Hercules for a reason.

I wish the Olympics werent in the nude. It takes all the fun out of the locker room.

Pythagoras has this theory about threesomes.