The Gay Agenda

SPECTACLE: Whats gayer than Marc Jacobs, Alan Cumming, and Rufus Wainwright at the Chelsea fitness hotspot, the David Barton Gym? Sarah Jessica Parker and Debbie Harry added to the mix. Bring one unwrapped gift and youll gain admission to the David Barton Gyms Annual Toy Drive, which benefits St. Judes Research Hospital. From 8:30-11:30 p.m. on Dec. 11, you can eat, drink, and be merry in the presence of all your favorite stars and help support an important cause. You could also witness a bunch of queens singing We Three Kings at The New York Gay Mens Chorus 2007 Holiday Spectacular the same night at 8 p.m. in Carnegie Hall. Tony nominee Kelli OHara and acclaimed bass-baritone Robert Osborne will make cameo appearances. Get tickets at CarnegieHall.org. FLICK: Already pegged to become the Little Miss Sunshine-like sleeper hit of 2007 is Juno, the debut film from blogger-cum-screenwriter Diablo Cody. Juno features Hard Candy's Ellen Page as the titular, chain-smoking teenage girl who turns lemons into Limocellos when she gets impregnated by her best friend, Paulie (Superbad's Michael Cera). The Office's Rainn Wilson and Jennifer Garner co-star, respectively, as a quirky pharmacist and a potential mum for Junos unborn child. The film opens in limited release on Dec. 14. Check out the trailer over at Apple.com. TUBE: Its holiday time for the gang at TGS with Tracy Jordan on NBCs Emmy-winning sitcom 30 Rock. Buck Henry and Anita Gillette make their first appearance as Tina Feys parents, and Andy Richter plays her amnesiac brother who thinks hes a high school senior. To add further chaos to the mix, saucy gay fave Elaine Stritch reprises her Emmy-winning turn as Jacks brassy mother, Colleen. 30 Rock airs Dec. 13 at 9 p.m, but if you want to catch up on episodes youve missed this season, you can stream them over at NBC.com. TUNES: Want the perfect stocking stuffer for that disco-loving glitter queen that has everything? How about Hurrah: A Year of Ta-Dah, the new DVD from glam-pop outlet Scissor Sisters. Music DVDs can disappoint, but the Sisters make sure you get enough bang for your buck. The DVD includes a new, 90-minute live spectacular shot in front of 20,000 adoring fans at Londons new O2 arena and an hour-long documentary about the band. Theres even a live concert filmed during the bands legendary, sold-out 2002 Kiss You Off summer tour. Best part? Behind-the-scenes footage from their appearance on the soap opera cheesefest Passions. Hurrah: A Year of Ta-Dah is in stores now. For the behind-the-scenes scoop on the star-studded DVD screening party, check out our exclusve report over at Popnography .com. DVD: If you havent already, watch Peoples 2007 Sexiest Man Alive, Matt Damon, in the critically acclaimed summer blockbuster (no, that's not an oxymoron) The Bourne Ultimatum when its released on DVD Dec. 11. This time around, Jason Bourne finds himself with no memory of his violent past, his turbulent history with the CIA, or how he became an unstoppable killing machine. (Here's what we said at the time.) Think of it as Samantha Who? with ammo. Goodies on the DVD include deleted scenes, commentary with director Paul Greenglass, and several behind-the-scenes featurettes. You can pick up the disc at the films official website, BourneUltimatum .com.