Pete Townshend Knows Quite a Bit About Mick Jagger's Package

Recognized by fans worldwide as the Who's principle songwriter, Pete Townshend is about to release his autobiography, Who I Am, in early October. Some of the recently release excerpts are practically designed for internet consumption. Here are our favorites:

"Mick is the only man I've ever seriously wanted to fuck."

and

"[Jagger's penis is] long and plump."

You can't make this stuff up. Earlier this summer, as a joke, Townshend told Rolling Stone at a press conference that "What I remember of the size of Mick Jagger's penis -- I remember it as being huge and extremely tasty."

Jeez! Even we've heard enough. It's only okay if you're into ugly-hot, otherwise that's quite enough about Mick Jagger's schlong, thank you.