Mao Mag Party

Mao magazine is notorious for having extravagant and over-the-top parties (which is long hand for "Freakshow!"). But we're always game for some interesting eye candy, and Mao knows how to deliver. We got a human chandelier (which is fast becoming the costume du jour), some alarmingly underdressed laydeez, and a Debbie Harry look-a-like... And that was before the main entree--a band clad in garbage bags and flanked by a couple of topless girls (one looked to be about 10 years old) covered head-to-toe in body paint. And did we mention the incredible highlights! Seriously, gals, e-mail us--we know a few hair stylists who could put you out of your misery.