Not So Fond of Bottle Blond

David Beckham has lightened up (his hair), and Us Weekly's reader's don't like it...The Sun is calling him "Marilyn." We think he looks more like late 80s Brigitte Nielsen, and it doesn't become him. Disappointing in a man who so artfully popularized the mohawk, the fauxhawk, and could dress like Joseph of Aramathea and still look studly.

Related: beware the wrath of Marilyn! Posh and Becks have bitch-slapped the clumsy publicists at Polo Ralph Lauren, who used the names of sons Brooklyn and Romeo in a press release. Tacky, tacky, tacky!

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