Chatter: Stormy Daniels

"One of the joys of being an American is equal treatment. The big debate against gay marriage is that it's a sin, but that's between the couple in question and their higher power. It's not the government's decision. Do we really want to spend all this money fighting couples from getting a piece of paper? ... And by the way, telling them they can't get married isn't going to magically make them un-gay."

--Porn star Stormy Daniels, who's considering a congressional run against prostitute-canoodling Louisiana Republican senator David Vitter and has already embarked on a "listening tour" under the slogan "Stormy Daniels: Screwing People Honestly."