Quickies: Girogio Armani a Senator? Rachel Zoe diagnosed, A&F lowers prices, +

Giorgio Armani has apparently been nominated to the Italian Senate. By who? Santo Versace, brother of Donatella. Pays to have friends. [WSJ]

Remember how many health problems Rachel Zoe had on her series this season? Turns out she has Minears Disease, which is basically migraines plus vertigo. So many high heels will likely go to waste. [FWD]

Abercrombie & Fitch is planning on lowering their prices subtly so as not to appear like they are selling clothes on sale. Remember? They're so above that. [NYP]

If only your our mothers could have dressed like Victoria Beckham. She wore a Balmain jacket, YSL platforms, and DSqaured2 studded pants to a school fair for her son. [Out.com Style]

Who'd have guessed that all it takes is a few tailored tweaks and Dwight Schrutes wardrobe from the office is pretty slick. [Complex]