Quickies: Bohemian Border Patrol

> The Muppets get Queen-y.

> Are your friends so dazey-eyed and frothy-mouthed over Twilight it almost seems like they're on some kind of opiate? They might be.

> Oh, Canada. Bored border agents seized a trio of here! films en route to a gay film fest in Ottawa over the weekend, and are holding onto them "until they can be screened from start to finish."

> Tom Ford and Harvey Weinstein (sorta) attempt to explain A Single Man's less-than-gay marketing.

Previously >Alan Cumming Receives OBE from Princess Anne