The Five Gayest Moments of The Real Housewives of New York: ­Season 3

3. "Money Can't Buy You Class"

No it can't, girl! But it can buy Auto-Tune and a fabulous weave! LuAnn has taken her first step toward gay icondom with this Eartha Kitt-meets-RuPaul melody. The aforementioned weave, the corset, and the tranny-sexy voice make this song the gay anthem of the summer, sure to be played at every Fire Island tea party. Aside from my observation that "MCBUC" deserves a Junior Vasquez remix, I think Kelly Ripa made the most astute comment about this song when she told Andy Cohen that she'd like to hear Cher do a cover version.

4. Jill's ice skating party

Skating is the "so-gay it can only be played at the Olympics" cousin of all other sports. Jill Zarin channeled Johnny Weir when she decided to throw her birthday party at Central Park's Wollman Rink, don a bedazzled leotard, and do her best triple axel for spectators. She's just lucky that Bethenny didn't go Tonya Harding on her ass.

5. Simon's half-skirt

Simon's gayness strikes again. Although he's neither Scottish nor a woman, Simon saw it fit to wear half of a pleated skirt to Ramona's vow renewal ceremony at the Pierre Hotel. WTF!? Simon, Marc Jacobs called -- and he's not happy.

-- David Sarna Galdi

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