Tasteful Male Nudes For The Gay Home #6

Are you bored of your collection of classical erotic statuary? Does David fill you with ennui? Do sculpted Roman abs leave you cold? Well, look no further than this contemporary piece, which goes under the intriguing title of "Ready to Rumble." This chap had time only to shrug into his leather biker jacket, cram his feet into his boots, and pop a jaunty leather cap on his head -- nothing more. His stance is louche -- some might say lazy -- perhaps a tribute to the late Freddie Mercury, spent after a live show. We've shown only a safe-for-work image here -- the listing has a LOAD more detail...

Whatever, he's on eBay right now, with mere days left. At time of typing the highest (indeed sole) bid is 99 cents, but for the weight of the bronze alone, surely that can't last?

Previously >Hummer: Lady Gaga's "Alejandro"