What to take – iPod or handgun?

We're not loving Blackwater, the private security company that ran amok in Iraq, but we do love the fact that somebody is selling a gayment that is not only skin tight and worthy of any Chelsea muscle queen, but also has little hidden pockets that "securely stows compact handgun and magazines/speed loaders or mp3 player." Because lets face it, isn't that the dilemma every day? Take the mp3 player or a gun, to the office?

The cost? A mere $44.99. Comes in macho sizes, from medium to XXL, so no twinks need bother.

Photo: blackwaterusa.com