The Boys of True Blood: Jason Stackhouse

Name: Jason Stackhouse

And he is ...? Sookie's terminally dumb brother. And if that was all, he'd be a footnote. Except he has a tremendous little hardbody, and spends much of the show in a state of partial nakedness.

Hotness: Hotness is his middle name. Actually, it's probably "Stoopid," but it should be "Hotness." Possibly his extreme hotness is also because he's that sort of un-self-aware that only the blessed/special are.

Gayness: We can dream, but the closest he got was dancing naked for one of Lafayette's home-videos. And he keeps choosing THE most unsuitable women to get tangled up with. So that might turn him in the end.

Keep him around-ness: That would be nice, yes. Though if his increasingly boring storylines (that crazy white trash "lady" and the silly sheriff's job segment...please...) and lack M/M action go on much longer, it's goodnight, Vienna ...

-- G. EARL

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