Hummer: "I Wanna Bulletproof Dancer"

Mathmatical mashup:

All things being fabulous, if "I Wanna Bulletproof Dancer" equals "Lady Marmalade" where Whitney equals Christina, Robyn equals Pink, Taylor equals Mya, and La Roux equals Lil' Kim, then what is the total expected dance output?

Oh, if only they'd had this question on the SATs.

Previously > Need To Know: Girl In A Coma