Morning Cheat Sheet: Galliano's Trial Date Set, The FTC's Unfair Paradox, Donatella Versace Wants to Dress Your Children

John Galliano's trial date has been set for June 22nd.

If you have a moustache, beard or hair and live in New York, you should think about hanging out in the West Village more often.

The Federal Trade Commission's lawyer doesn't know why they demand that bloggers offer full disclosure on freebies and gifts, but the same does not apply to print editors. Full Disclosure: We've met Danica Lo from Racked, and we love that she asked this question! Go girl!

Donatella Versace wants to dress your kid like a baby prositot and have you pay big bucks for it. We're in!

Best Job Alert: as suspected, namingnail polish is totally awesome.

A pageant mom gives her eight-year-old daughter botox. Lucky! (But seriously, ew).