WTF YouTube Video: Two Men Play The Piano With Their Penises

America's Got Talent is headed back on television in a couple of weeks and that means another summer of painfully craptastic acts trying to make it big (whatever "making it big" is for men doing magic tricks that feature giant microwaves or child contortionists dressed like the Pink Panther). For the love of Nomi Malone, can anyone tell us why this show is still on the air? What is wrong with this country?

Anyway, if it must return (and it seems it must), we're hoping it'll at least take a cue from Greece's Got Talent and feature acts like this one where two men show up in tuxedos, drop their pants, and play the piano with their ding-dongs.

Now that's the kind of talent we can get behind. Wake up, America! And give us what we want! No -- what we need!

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