Presenting: Dragneto

We don't know if you saw X-Men: First Class (although it kind of cleaned up at the box office this summer), but if you didn't, let us save you a rather disappointing, discombobulated two hours in the company of some of today's most promising young stars (J. Lawr, Nicholas Hoult, etc.).

Courtesy of Entertainment Weekly, we give you:Dragneto! Lord knows why, but this scene of Michael Fassbender as Magneto as a lady (maybe channeling Milla Jovovich from The Fifth Elementor Cate Blanchett in Hanna?) was cut from the original. Fassbender makes a pretty homely gal, but frankly, the film could've done with a little more Dragneto. Just think about it: What better way for Professor X (James McAvoy) to emasculate his archnemesis than to mentally outfit the melodramatic metallurgist with a red bob, a sequined dress, and a leather pair of thigh-highs? Alternatively: Professor X rendered as Madame X? McAvoy would look striking in that sumptuous black gown and bejeweled hairpiece.

Readers: Any other high drag concepts?

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