Quickies: Wednesday, September 14 2011

> In the latest issue of Playboy and on The Chelsea Handler Show, Paul Rudd talks openly about his naked body and getting a rub-down from Hugh Dancy.

> Jackie O. liked to throw shade, according to recently released audio tapes of the former First Lady.

> Former VP Dick Cheney, now 70, says he has no problem with gay marriage on The View.

> Speaking of ol' geezers, Clint Eastwood and Leonard DiCapriodiscuss J. Edgar Hoover's cross-dressing habits and possible homosexuality in the latest issue of GQ.

> Christwire.org has published a list of 15 tell-tale signs that a woman's husband might be gay. Among them are "love of pop culture," especially Glee and The Golden Girls, and "travels frequently to big cities and Asia." (What?!)

--JUSTIN JANNISE

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