Taiwanese Cartoon Explains Gay Penguin Divorce

If you're like us, then you believe that a news story has not reached political or cultural relevance until a Taiwanese cartoon has been made of it. (Take, for instance, this video of Justin Bieber submitting a barrel of his "Bieb Seed" for a paternity test.)

Today brings us their take on Pedro and Buddy, the Toronto Zoo's gay penguins that will be separated in hopes that they'll mate with other females if isolated (it doesn't work, believe us!). With a soundtrack by Lionel Richie, a soundbite from Brokeback Mountain, and cameo from Marcus Bachmann, this awesomely wack video completes our daily intake of current events.