Dave Franco and Chris Mintz-Plasse Go Gay (and Pantless) for the Ultimate Joke

Dave Franco (yes, the brother of James) has made quite a name for himself with his hilarious, and hot, stunts on Funny or Die. Now, he's taken it to a new extreme in what we can only hope will become a regular jock drinking game. Franco faces off against actor Chris Mintz-Plasse in a game of chicken, so dirty--it starts off by sounding as if they've transcribed horrible pickup lines from a session of Grindr--we don't think we should quote most of it. Oh, OK, some of it.

From Franco's mouth: "I want Morgan Spurlock to direct a documentary on my life. But instead of eating McDonald's for 30 days straight, I'm gonna eat your asshole."

From Mintz-Plasse: I'm gonna go to a Justin Bieber concert, just when he gets offstage--all sweaty, like--I'm gonna steal him, take his precious little head, shove it so far up your asshole that his lips come straight up to your pee hole, so when I jerk you off, and as you're coming...your pee hole is gonna sing: Baby, baby, baby come..." [they sing in unison]

Sometimes we're not sure if they're making fun of dudes who say stupid stuff--whether straight or gay--or just themselves. But you gotta watch it all for yourself to believe this craziness of this thing.