WATCH: Jesse Tyler Ferguson and George Takei Star in The First Gay Bachelor

From the minds of Funny Or Die comes a new spoof starring Jesse Tyler Ferguson as ABC's first gay bachelor on the hunt to find a husband. However, the script is flipped on Ferguson when he realizes the contestants have more interest in each other rather than him. Oh, the bitter sting of love lost and watching him propose to another guy.

Why Ferguson didn't choose retired NFL linebacker Scott Fujita is beyond me.