The Ladies of Second City Voice Your Online Desires

Throughout the land, red wine will flow as lonely singles attempt to drown out the very thought of Valentine's Day. But by the time the first Beyonce album finishes, these feelings of loneliness will give way to drunken horniness and self-empowerment. In a nutshell, everybody's favorite hook apps are about to blow up.

Marking the occasion, the ladies of Second City read aloud the classic smut sent via these apps. The dramatic reads may turn you off or perhaps they'll provide some inspiration. Either way, these funny ladies do the filthy pickup lines poetic justice.