Shia LeBouf Talks Sexually Assaulting Alan Cumming

Shia LaBeouf was arrested in June after disrupting a performance of Cabaret at Broadway's Studio 54. Since then, we haven't been sure how to take his rants and raves. LaBeouf began receiving outpatient treatment for addiction days after his arrest, and he later pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct. At one point he retired from making films. He's even "immortalized" as the butt of a joke (as are James Franco and Jeremy Piven, and many, many others) in the current revival of Terrence McNally's It's Only a Play.

While he was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live,promoting his new film Fury, however, the 28-year-old actor shared his bizarre recollection of that boozy and belligerent evening and made us worry for him all over again. We know he manhandled Cumming, who plays the flamboyant Emcee, while he was interacting with the audience. But we didn't realize how drunk and crazy he had been.

In the rambling story, LaBeouf calls Alan several names, before settling on Alan Iverson. Kimmel is obviously a bit worried for LaBeouf, who seems like he may still be on something while he rattles off the tale. At one point the Nymphomaniac actor explains:

"I give him a slap on the ass because I think he deserves it. He's seducing me -- I mean, he's the sexiest man I've ever seen ... I grabbed a whole cheek because I wanted the party right here in my pants."

Watch his (sad) attempt to be charming as he details his Cabaret adventure in the clip below: