These Ass-less Trousers Are the Greatest Christmas Sale Item of All

Palomo Spain

Palomo Spain has made a name for itself as the Madrid-based gender irreverent brand on the rise over the last few years. The label's founder, Alejandro Gomez Palomo, has shown his wares in Madrid, Paris, and London all while cultivating a community of devoted followers interested in subverting or ignoring almost all traditional ideas of masculinity. The label is so adored that even women -- including Beyonce -- have become fans.

Luckily, you no longer need a bank account like Queen Bey to get the looks for yourself. One of the brand's latest collections, titled "The Hunting" -- known more commonly by the name of the campaign imagery "Twinks on Leashes" -- recently went on winter sale. True to form, the pieces don't shy away from sheer, lace, or ruffles, imbuing the range with a bit of femininity.

But there's one true hero of the sale that's sure to catch your attention. Namely: a style of tailored pants with a removable butt flap. So yes, perfect for when you have a day of meetings on the horizon but need to fit in a little fun wherever you can. If you're more daring -- yes, a buttonable ass flap is not the most daring -- you could opt for a pair of tailored trousers-turned-chaps.

In case going bare-assed isn't quite your thing, you can peruse the stand-out lineup of leather accessories. This sale is the perfect, homosexual after-Christmas splurge, brocade undies included.

(The sale is 25% off taken at the register so those pants with the removable flap are only about $350, now what's listed on the site)

Bordeaux Ass Air Trousers around $350

Ah yes, a supremely tailored, high waisted, slightly flared pant, with a matching bomber jacket, and a ventilation flap.

Tan Trenchcoat around $1,500

Literally everyone needs a camel trench coat and you could do much worse than this.

White Brocade Briefs around $170

When the Calvins aren't cutting it, add real luxury to your underthings with a pair done in a brocade fabric.

Checked Pleated Vest around $900

Give the kids traditional school girl vibes with this pleated option that's sure to bring a little life to any oxford shirt.

Grey Silk Ruffled Shirt around $600

There comes a point in all of our lives when we must #freethenipple. That time is now.

Purple Suede Palazzo Trousers around $1700

Hear me out! The right palazzo pant gives off luxe and independence. So if you're going to go big, literally why not do it in a purple suede?

Nubuck Ring Briefcase around $720

When you remove the butt flap in your pants you have to put it somewhere. There is probably no better place than this!