Things That Are Real: Penis Print Leggings

It's no secret that prints are a big trend for spring and summer this year. From high-end designers to mass-market retailers, there's plenty of colorful and busy patterns vying to inspire you to part with your hard-earned dough. But as Miranda Priestly once sneered: "Florals for spring? Groundbreaking." Oh, burn. But she has a point--this is one trend that's been beaten to death. So maybe you need something a bit more personal to adequately reflect your character via clothing--a design motif that cries out to you, and represents who you are, deep down inside. Well, worry not--that article of clothing has been found. DListed and Fashionista came across (no pun intended--swear!) these pants which are not only on-trend, but they say something about you on an truly intimate level. Yes, they've found penis-printed pants (say that three times fast). Courtesy of Bas Kosters Studio, these pants may just look like graffiti-strewn pantaloons, but a closer inspection shows that they have an X-rated message, very Keith Haring, no? But looking this good, or trashy, will cost 'ya--the leggings clock in just over $150. Charming.