Cristiano Ronaldo is Big in Japan

The World Cup may be over, but Cristiano Ronaldo is still everywhere. After a Men's Health cover that would almost make us forget his naked shoot for Vogue Brasil, the Portugese hunk is cashing in on product endorsements... in Japan.

Following in the footsteps of those such as Arnold Schwarzenegger and Britney Spears, the highest-paid soccer player has become yet another addition to Japan's wide stable of Western celebrities turned commercial actors.

In a new video ad, Ronaldo is pimping what appears to be a ball gag operated by a pair of wings. Kind of like a Shake Weight, but for building jaw strength and toning cheeks. All you have to do to operate it is place it between your lips and... bob away. Unfortunately, Ronaldo himself doesn't demonstrate the product orally, but he certainly does marvel at it as he flops it around manually:

Come on, Ronaldo, put it in your mouth!

As disappointing as that may be, he also recently showed up on a Japanese talk show to advertise the product. Allowing the host to go down on it, Ronaldo seemed for a moment to question his life choices.

However, not losing his resolve, Ronaldo pushed through to market a curious new device consisting of two massaging balls that you can roll all over your body:

Our heads just exploded.

If this isn't enough to keep you entertained, we also bring you Ronaldo's latest promo video for his own underwear brand, CR7. Watch it below: