For the last week and a half, the internet hasn't been able to stop talking about an epic monologue from Sam Rockwell on The White Lotus, and now, you can take it with you wherever you go.
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Episode 5 of The White Lotus season 3 shows Rick (Walton Goggins) going to Bangkok to meet up with an old friend played by Sam Rockwell. While Rick was expecting to drink and party with his friend, he was surprised to find out that the friend is now a sober Buddhist.
Upon meeting each other, Rockwell's character unleashes a brilliantly written and well-delivered four-and-a-half minute monologue about his experiences moving to Thailand, having lots of sex, losing himself, and finding Buddhism. The speech has everything: his desire for ladyboys, pegging, identity and gender crises, crossdressing, and an escape from the "never ending carousel of lust and suffering."
White Lotus fans can now proudly wear that entire monologue, wherever they go, in the form of a trucker cap! Specifically, online store TheGoodShirts.com is selling these hats for $39.95 as of this writing.
The black hat has the entire monologue written out in white type on the front panel of the crown, going all the way down to the end of the bill, making sure to include the part where Rockwell talks about putting on lingerie, finding men who look like him, and having them f*ck him while he looks in the eyes of an Asian girl.
The back is black mesh, meaning you can wear the hat in any climate, including the tropical climate of Thailand!
HBO's The White Lotus season 3 is streaming new episodes every Sunday on Max.