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The Traitors Season 3 has come to an end...
Queer stars of 'The Traitors' Season 3 have 'a thirst for blood' in new trailerNBCUniversalThe winners have won, the losers have lost, and thus concludes a stunning season of reality TV.
While we likely won't get another season of the Emmy Award-winning competition series until next year, we can't help but fantasize about what the cast might look like... so why not put together our own (very queer) dream cast list?
Part of the beauty of The Traitors is the collision of reality TV stars: housewives vs. athletes, Big Brother winners up against someone with a famous brother.
So here's the gayest possible version of that. Take note, casting directors! We want to see some of these applied!
RuPaul Charles
RuPaul loves a game show, and the Drag Race host would fit right in to Alan Cumming's antics in the Scottish castle.
Lisa Rinna
How dare you! This Real Housewives legend would surely deliver some iconic moments.
Gypsy-Rose Blanchard
Gypsy Rose Blanchard, who pleaded guilty to second-degree murder of her mother and was sentenced to ten years in prison, knows a thing or two about betrayal.
Maury Povich
A messy queen who lives for drama, Maury Povich would just be so fun to watch as a Faithful.
Frankie Grande
He isn't just Ariana Grande's brother – he's a reality TV icon who almost snatched the win on Big Brother season 16.
Whoopi Goldberg
The View host would be so delicious to watch as a Faithful or Traitor.
Oprah Winfrey
Considering their decades of history, Whoopi and Oprah on the same game show would be so fun to watch – especially if one of them was a Traitor.
Tyler Henry
The Hollywood medium's clairvoyance would be put to the test. Fingers crossed, he'd give us an iconic moment like the clairvoyant did on The Traitors Australia.
Jun Song
One of the messiest winners of Big Brother, Jun Song would be a delightful addition to any reality TV program let alone one as backstabbing as The Traitors.
Nene Leakes
She's the personality hire! Nene Leakes would bring the drama and the reads to our dream season.
Coleen Ballinger aka Miranda Sings
Season 3 had Tom Sandoval, so this hypothetical season needs its own villain desperate for a redemption arc. Disgraced YouTube star Colleen Ballinger would be a delicious addition to The Traitors.
Tan France
The Queer Eye star isn't afraid of a challenge or a read, two powerful qualities on The Traitors.
Antoni Porowski
We love mess, what can we say! Antoni and Tan on the same season of The Traitors would foster an adorable bromance or a bitter rivalry...
Steve Harvey
Steve Harvey always brings the laughs, and his reactions to the castle's chaos would be an absolute delight to watch.
Sasha Colby
She's on the case! Since this RuPaul's Drag Race winner can do literally anything, why not throw her in The Traitors castle to see if she can secure the cr-, err, pot of $200,000?
Marshawn Lynch
The football player turned actor would take the game quite seriously – and is just so damn entertaining to watch.
Trisha Paytas
She's bringing the chaos and the laughs! Celebrity Big Brother UK Season 20 star would be an iconic addition.
Alan Takahashi
Star of The Boyfriend Alan Takahshi would bring such much needed charisma (and abs) to the Scottish castle.
Jason Kelce
We already know this football star, who has the hearts of middle America, loves a good game, so he'd be a chaotic – and competitive – addition to the roster.
Travis Kelce
And since Jason's already in there, why not throw in his brother too? And since he's dating pop icon Taylor Swift, we're sure we could get some funny references in the vein of Sam Asghari. But one of them must be a Traitor...
Tiffany Pollard
Reality TV legend Tiffany Pollard simply needs to be on every possible reality television show.
