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Mark Simpson

Watch: The Penis Is Mightier Than the Paintbrush

Though less easy to soak overnight...

Undies Create 'Oeufs Masculin a La Francaise'

Apparently, French briefs brand Le Slip Français will turn your ‘oeufs’ into a tasty and nicely-presented h’omelette. 

Hollywood Gayze

Mark Simpson on Hollywood heartthrobs going ‘gayish’

Mark Simpson On the Insatiable Size-Queenery of Men

Why does it (always) matter?

WATCH: Axe's Ad "Kiss the hottest girl—or boy."

Cultural critic Mark Simpson had berated Axe (known as Lynx in other countries) for its hysterical heterosexuality and old-school approach to masculinity. Their new ad makes amends. 

The "Beautiful Game" is Still the Most Homophobic

The world has changed, but the no-homo homoerotics of soccer haven’t

Mark Simpson On the 'Habitual Voyeur'

Is it just me?

Mark Simpson On the Dazzling Bi-Brilliance of Tom Hardy

Mark Simpson analyzes the actor's spe­cial pro­cliv­ity for play­ing 'hard men' who are soft and recept­ive inside.

Mark Simpson: The Rise & Fall of Monosexuality

‘There is no middle ground – you are either het­ero­sexual or homosexual.’

Holy Ancient Tight Foreskins!

Poor Priapus had it bad.

Mark Simpson on Military Male Maneuvers — in Thongs

Why guys love 'acting slutty' in homemade vids

Well-Oiled, Precision-Engineered Spornosexuality

Germany's Aldo Vandini lotion creates the sexiest commercial — with the help of a naked man

Objectify Yourself

Why straight young men crave gay adulation

Mark Simpson On a New Billy Elliott-Flavored Ad With an Unexpected 'Twist'

The 'outrageous' ad has gone viral due to its unexpected take on masculinity

Was ’80s New Wave a Casualty of AIDS?

Mark Simpson on the way AIDS changed the music we listened to

So, There's This Naked Man Riding the London Underground...

A funny thing happened to Mark Simpson on the way to the "Being a Man" forum

Pride & Prejudice

Mark Simpson remembers being part of the Lesbians and Gays Support the Miners—and having a crush on Mark Ashton for all the right reasons