This Gay Porn Parody of Justice League Forgot Black Superheroes Exist

In life, there are a few certainties we can count on. There's the inevitable death and taxes, of course, but we can also rest easy knowing that somehow and somewhere, a bad porn parody is being made.

For the tens of Justice League fans who suffered through the new DC Comics film and left the theater wishing you could've gotten off to the sight of these superheroes teaming up on each other's buttholes, your day has... uh... come.

The unfortunately titled Men.com has released Justice League: A Gay XXX Parody and it plays out exactly as you expect, just as long as your porn parody daydreams are tinged with racism. Somehow, the genius at Men failed to recognize how problematic it is to create a Justice League gay porn film and leave out the one superhero in the group that's a person of color.

Yes, the Gay XXX Parody is noticeably absent of Cyborg because apparently finding one black porn star was too much to handle. Instead, you'll have to settle for Brandon Cody as Superman, Ryan Bones as Batman, Manuel Skye as Bruce Wayne's butler Alfred, Francois Sagat as Aquaman, Johnny Rapid as The Flash, Donald Trump supporter Colby Keller as Green Lantern, (who is literally not even in the Justice League), and RuPaul's Drag Race alum Manila Luzon as Wonder Woman. Oh and Davey Wavey because why not have one more white, shirtless muscle gay instead of having a black superhero make an appearance, right? Wrong.