Judge Resigns After Telling Attorney to Suck Off Viggo Mortensen

A New York State judge has resigned after telling an attorney, "You and Viggo Mortensen should get a hotel room and suck each other's d**ks."

The strange incident occurred five months ago when the unnamed attorney was before Judge John W. Hallet of Jefferson County regarding promotion for a film festival about Viggo Mortensen.

Hallett allegedly said the film festival was "about the gayest thing I have ever heard" adding, "You and Viggo Mortensen should get a hotel room and suck each other's dicks," according to the formal complaint lodged against the judge by the attorney.

An image that I now can't get out of my head, nor do I want to.

The homophobic insults, however, don't end with this case. Five months later, Hallett made the prepubescent "hand-to-mouth gesture" connoting oral sex, to the same attorney, TMZ reports.

I'm no psychologist, but I really think this judge might be a little too fascinated by blowjobs.

Following the formal complaint, the judge has preemptively resigned, and starting 2019, will never set foot behind the bench.