The library is open! Drag queens read JD Vance's drag pics to filth
| 08/13/24
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This week, social media influencer and political commentator Matt Bernstein received alleged pictures of JD Vance dressed in drag (or, as some have described, cross-dressing).
Given that Vance is Donald Trump's running mate in the upcoming 2024 presidential election, he is campaigning to be elected as vice president on a platform that is wholly anti-LGBTQ+ — specifically anti-trans and anti-drag. So, as you can imagine, alleged photos of what appears to be Vance wearing a wig and some makeup… would look quite hypocritical for the conservative politician, let's just say that!
Vance's team has attempted to respond to these alleged pictures by saying that they aren't confirmed evidence of Vance doing drag. Interestingly, though, Vance's very own team has yet to officially deny that these pictures feature the politician.
So, in the great tradition of Paris Is Burning and now a staple mini-challenge on RuPaul's Drag Race, we hereby declare that THE LIBRARY IS OPEN!
Keep scrolling to check out some hilarious reads shared with Out by drag queens reacting to these alleged pictures of JD Vance in drag.
(The Drag Race icon and All Stars 2 winner sent us FOUR reads. And we love that… kind of stuff!)
"I think he looks great. He is a dead ringer for Angela from The Office."
"This look isn't Alt Right, it's Alt Wrong."
"The only crown he's going to get in this look is from his dentist."
"This look isn't turning heads, it's turning stomachs!"
"No wonder Republicans are terrified of drag… THIS is what they've been looking at! I'm gonna guess his stage name is Connie Version Therapy? The hairline on that Halloween Headquarters wig is lower than the attendance at Trump's rallies. And more yellow than Trump's bedsheets in that video we all know Putin has locked in a vault somewhere. Couches everywhere are taking a vow of celibacy."
"Please welcome to the stage... Anita Couch: She gives loveseat a hole new meaning."
"After seeing JD Vance in drag, it's 100 percent understandable why he thinks it should be criminalized. His poor mirror doesn't deserve all that ugly."
"It wasn't enough for him to f*ck the couch... he had to take the duvet cover and make a skirt out of it afterwards. And it looks like he took the plastic off the sofa and turned it into a wig as well."
"JD Vance, what *does* the JD stand for? Jarringly Disgusting? Because that mug makes me want to vomit."
"Okay, hear me out, JD Vance… as your history with couches is now common public knowledge, we all have to wonder: Why couldn't you simply just fine-tune your silhouette and make hip pads out of those beloved cushions of yours after allegedly making love with them?"
"JD Vance's most controversial lie yet was attempting to convince everyone at this party that his belt was a necklace."
"JD Vance is looking like backswamp Barbie."
"JD Vance looks like a rag doll that was left in the sandbox to cook in the sun."
"You look like you brushed your hair with a toffee apple, and that skirt? I like a length… which we know you do not possess."
Bernardo Sim is the deputy editor of Out, as well as a writer and content creator. Born in Brazil, he currently lives in South Florida. You can follow him on Instagram at @bernardosim.
Bernardo Sim is the deputy editor of Out, as well as a writer and content creator. Born in Brazil, he currently lives in South Florida. You can follow him on Instagram at @bernardosim.