Cristiano Ronaldo 'Marries' Boxer Badr Hari

A photo posted by Badr Hari (@badrhariofficial) on Oct 10, 2015 at 10:15am PDT

Globally renowned heart-throb Cristiano Ronaldo recently went on vacation to Morocco with his Super Heavyweight boxer friend Badr Hari, who posted a photo of himself carrying the soccer star and joking that they got married.

Just married Hahahaha Always there to pick you up bro. tw Gyr tzwjt hhhhhh! s'kwn dy'm hnk lHmlk y khy! #BadrHari #CR7 #Ronaldo@CristianoWhat do you think?

Now the pair didn't really tie the knot, but it does make for some fun mental gymnastics to imagine that they did. What china pattern would they pick out? Would they take each other's names? Top and bottom. (BTW my bets are on Waterford Ballet Ribbon, no, and Hari's a verse power bottom). Anyway, it's nice to see them see them having a good, shirtless time and we hope for some more at least half-naked vacation snaps.

A photo posted by Badr Hari (@badrhariofficial) on Oct 9, 2015 at 8:31am PDT

Poolside chilling with my bro,always great to welcome you in my beautiful country. #morocco m` khy rwnldw, nt dym mrHb bk fy wTny ljmyl #lmGrb