Marc Jacobs Quitting Grindr (for Now) Over Fake Orgy Story

After being wrongly(?) accused of a wild, 10-person orgy in tabloid rag of note The New York Post, Marc Jacobs responded with a side-eye, a hairflip, and a fuck you.

Jacobs posted the Page Six story on his Instagram asking the eternal question, "#reallyqueen?"

Wild??? I'd say "MILD". And to whichever guest benefitted from calling this misinformation into the Post, I only wish you good health, happiness, and a long life to enjoy taking advantage of the kindness of strangers and talking shit about others. #reallyqueen?

A photo posted by Marc Jacobs (@themarcjacobs) on Oct 26, 2015 at 9:23pm PDT

The Page Six story starts off on a nice slut-shaming note by reminding everyone of Jacobs's accidental nude selfie on Instagram--and what a great memory it was--before quoting the alleged source, who is a shaaaaaaady one.

"Everyone was in their 20s," said the source, who claimed the party raged at Jacobs' home and lasted from the weekend into Sunday morning.

But "people weren't as good-looking as I expected," the source sighed. "I expected Lorenzo Martone beautiful. They were average, chill people who didn't have any attitude, which was really nice."

Yeah, everyone sounds really nice.

Earlier that day, showing just how unbothered he is and how flat his stomach still is, Jacobs announced his hiatus from Grindr:

Yup. I'm gay. Sometimes I enjoy sex. Sometimes! #stillonlyhuman #callmemarc #yourstotry...maybe.

A photo posted by Marc Jacobs (@themarcjacobs) on Oct 26, 2015 at 6:16pm PDT

#SAME.

Les Fabian Brathwaite--in search of lost Grind.