WATCH: The Official Magic Mike XXL Trailer

We finally know what Magic Mike XXL is going to be about. No, not just the stripping. No, not just Channing Tatum, Matthew Bomer, or Joe Manganiello. The plot. We're talking about the plot. Pretend you care about it for a second. This official trailer gives us our first look at Jada Pinkett Smith, who seems to have taken over the managerial duties for the boys in Matthew McConaughey's absence, and Donald Glover, who sees the squad as "healers." If they're healers then we're very sick and need some attention. Oh and ladies! Jada Pinkett Smith, Elizabeth Banks, and Andie Macdowell all make cameos in the trailer. And talk.

Magic Mike XXL gyrates into theaters July 1.