Get Ready for Janet Jackson's New Single

What brave new world that BEYONCE hath wrought. Today's popstars are now like ninjas in the night, striking without warning, leaving their victims snatched bald and gagging to death without so much as a press release.

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Wind beneath our wings Janet Jackson is not pumping the breaks on this comeback, with reports that the 49-year-old diva will be dropping her first single in over five years within the next 30 days.

According to Radio Facts (via Idolator):

For the many Janet Jackson fans who read us, our music industry counterparts have informed us that Janet Jackson's new single will hit radio and/or online within 30 days. The project is top secret even from some of the biggest names in our industry. All we can tell you at this point is that she is on BMG, which used to be a distribution company they are now a music company that is free to distribute to any label. No word on her label or the name of the song but KUDOS to Janet for creating a great buzz.

All this secrecy -- it's stunning! And stunting. All these queens pulling all these stunts -- it's like Cirque du Soleil out here in these viral streets. Pop music is exciting again!

In other thrilling news, Miss Jackson was recently spotted at a Los Angeles rehearsal studio looking 19 and sporting some "If"-like locks. And suddenly all is right with the world.

What do you say, kids -- are you ready for Janet?

Les Fabian Brathwaite -- dreaming about us together again.