Daniel Radcliffe Named Butt of the Year

The Rear of the Year Competition has apparently been a thing for the past four decades though this is sadly the first that I'm hearing of it. Lazy me.

This year's top bottom honor goes to none other than boy-to-man wizard Daniel Radcliffe.

The annual competition, created by publicity consultant Tony Edwards, ranks the best famous male and female fannies Britain has to offer, as voted on by the public. Past winners include Graham Norton and Charlotte Church, and this year Radcliffe shares the prestigious title with actress Kym Marsh.

(The fact that Rear of the Year is strictly British explains why I've never heard of it -- or most of the past winners -- and also explains why we need an American version.)

Though perhaps not my first choice, Radcliffe's arse -- last seen being violated in Kill Your Darlings --

-- is an interesting one. I mean, it's nice. But is it really the butt of 2015?

Either way, Daniel had better watch his prize-winning back with this posterior-pincher trolling abouts London.