The Inevitable 'Magic Mike XXL' Porn Parody We've All Been Waiting For

Magic Mike XXL is barely warming seats in theaters but there's already a new kid on the cock-block.

Wicked Pictures is really trying it with Magic Mike XXXL -- not only are the titles incredibly similar, but both Magic Mikes came out yesterday, July 1.

It's anyone's guess who'll win the box office, though. One of them is a big summer blockbuster starring some of the hottest men on the planet and the other has the ghost of Matthew McCounaghey's girlfriend's past.

It's a toss-up.

The totally SFW trailer promises that Wicked tried "really, really, really hard" not to show the "dirty parts." Since there's about 90 seconds of actual footage in said trailer, I'm assuming all of these scenes were followed by, like, immediate peen.

Otherwise this is just Magic Mike on Chocolate City's budget. (Of course, they didn't have to pay for Vivica A. Fox's wigs so A Hardcore Parody had a bit more wiggle room.)

See for yourself below: