WATCH: Amy Schumer’s Real Housewives Audition

Ok, so Amy Schumer may not be married, but she's not letting that small obstacle deter her from auditioning to be a real housewife.

It's already common knowledge that she's well-versed in the way of wine, and since that's half of the resume requirements, she's a shoe-in for The Real Housewives of Secaucus, or any city, really. She'll move wherever she has to, as long as she can have an adult-sized glass.

She's still workshopping her tagline, but "I'm Amy, and I may look like a whore, but I am," seems to be the frontrunner. Watch below.