Loving Joe Manganiello as a Half-Naked Centaur

Our favorite straight couple of the century, and one of the few we actually wouldn't mind, er, daydreaming about, has given us another reason to worship their beautiful heterosexuality.

We're of course talking about Sofia Vergara, who celebrated her birthday this weekend with a live band, great food, and one man we'd give up Netflix for. The event was complete with some life-changing party favors -- by this, we mean, that there now exists a T-shirt featuring Joe Manganiello as a centaur.

The birthday queen took to Instagram a picture of the one homemade T-shirt we don't know how we'll live without. Take a look.

Bday gift

A photo posted by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on Jul 10, 2015 at 11:35pm PDT