5 Things We Learned From Andy Cohen on The Howard Stern Show

What happens when you turn the tables on everyone's favorite talk show daddy? Howard Stern did the honors of interviewing Andy Cohen for The Howard Stern Show on Sirius XM channel ostensibly to talk about Cohen's new SiriusXM channel, Radio Andy. Cohen put on his finest Canadian tuxedo and took a seat on Stern's purple couch to dish about the men in his life. Here are five things we learned.

On his wingman, John Mayer:

"I took him to a gay bar in San Francisco when we got there. It was the day that marriage equality happened, and it happened to be Gay Pride in San Francisco. And I said to him, 'Listen, I'm going out tonight because this is the night.' And he said, 'Oh man, I want to come with you. That will be great.' And I said 'OK.' We had a blast."

On banging Lance Bass:

"We did stuff... It's already played out enough... It was like a boat-mance. We were both on boats that were in tandem. It sounds very gay, the way that I'm telling this story. Yea, we messed around for a couple days, and he's great... Everyone likes a boy bander."

On his almost boyfriend, Anderson Cooper:

"We had a phone call, which I thought went great. And he said that he could just see me flailing around on the phone and that I was too enthusiastic for him... Too handsy on the phone, I gesticulate. And so it was too much for him."

On Howard Stern's dick:

"You're a big guy. I like a big guy. I have always maintained that your dick is bigger than you say."

On Stern's male staffers:

"I like it that he's really straight. He might wear Dockers. I could fetishize that... I think he gets black out and anything happens. I love a ginge'. I love a country guy... I'm intrigued by the fact that he says he doesn't masturbate, and I think it's such a lie."