Trump Zoltar Machines Take NYC, Make Frightening Predictions

Zoltar, the animatronic soothsayer, has long been an arcade and boardwalk staple, gifting patrons with pearls of wisdom and fortune cards. But now, thanks to a collaboration between four anonymous artists, a Donald Trump version of the fortuneteller has been popping up around New York City, predicting a grim future.

The eerie likenesses of Trump wave their smalls hands over crystal balls talking about the deportation trains he'll build to send millions of illegal Mexican immigrants back beyond his wall, and the impending recession that is presidency would produce. A visit to his booth even comes with a "misfortune" card, with uplifting messages like "good health is priceless - especially when your healthcare is repealed," and "the future is not to be feared - unless you are black, Mexican, or Muslim." Watch below.